☕ COFFEE ALERT: In today's "Things That Probably Shouldn't Exist But Do" news...
I recently discovered Coffee-flavoured Doritos, and as your friendly neighbourhood coffee roaster, I felt professionally obligated to investigate. You know, for science.
First, let's address the elephant in the room: these chips contain a mind-blowing 0.4% coffee. That's right - if these chips were a coffee shop, they'd be the one that serves instant coffee and calls it "artisanal."
The taste? Imagine if you described coffee to someone who'd never had it, over a bad phone connection, and then they tried to recreate that flavour in a lab. While blindfolded. During a power outage.
It's like they took the concept of "breakfast blend" way too literally - somewhere between corn chips, a vague coffee-ish whisper, and complete confusion. My taste buds held an emergency meeting and are still debating what exactly happened.
As a coffee roaster, I can confidently say these chips are to coffee what a crayon drawing of a submarine is to actual naval engineering - technically, they're related, but you wouldn't want to dive in either.
The good news? If you're looking for actual coffee flavour, I know a place that sells beans with 100% coffee content. Just saying. 😉
#CoffeeButNotReally #WhatDidIJustEat #BaybeansActualCoffee
I recently discovered Coffee-flavoured Doritos, and as your friendly neighbourhood coffee roaster, I felt professionally obligated to investigate. You know, for science.
First, let's address the elephant in the room: these chips contain a mind-blowing 0.4% coffee. That's right - if these chips were a coffee shop, they'd be the one that serves instant coffee and calls it "artisanal."
The taste? Imagine if you described coffee to someone who'd never had it, over a bad phone connection, and then they tried to recreate that flavour in a lab. While blindfolded. During a power outage.
It's like they took the concept of "breakfast blend" way too literally - somewhere between corn chips, a vague coffee-ish whisper, and complete confusion. My taste buds held an emergency meeting and are still debating what exactly happened.
As a coffee roaster, I can confidently say these chips are to coffee what a crayon drawing of a submarine is to actual naval engineering - technically, they're related, but you wouldn't want to dive in either.
The good news? If you're looking for actual coffee flavour, I know a place that sells beans with 100% coffee content. Just saying. 😉
#CoffeeButNotReally #WhatDidIJustEat #BaybeansActualCoffee
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